Metro takes me from my dinky apartment to my crappy job where I slave away so that rich corporate jerks can get rich off of my efforts. Sometimes the bus takes me to museums as it will this week when I see the Tim Burton Exhibit at LACMA. It takes me to the Faultline where I watch Bears hunt each other down. There are many adventures to be had on the bus with the freaks, porn actresses, the homeless, the skinheads, Royce and Marylin, and the guy who once barfed into a bucket full of fish he had just pulled from the ocean in Santa Monica. In this economy gas is too expensive. Get rid of your car and be a mutant like the rest of us.
